compliments of

1.) What online presences do you have? (websites, LJ/blog, games you play, etc)

http://www.livejournal.com/users/azxure

http://www.wanderingtribes.com

a bunch of yahoogroups
a couple of ezboards

2.) How would you describe yourself if you were having to tell someone who’d never met you about you?

feisty, it all goes downhill from there

2a.) How would your friends describe you to someone you didn’t know – if you were out of earshot?

probably the same

3.) Name 5 things you’d really like to do today if money or time was not an issue.
- buy a new car
- buy a new house
- open a shop for michael
- finish my scrapbooks for the kids
- get a ferret

4.) Name 5 items you’d really like to get as gifts.
- a ferret (or two)
- an alienwear computer
- giftcards to cool stores
- maid service for a year (hell, a day would be nice)
- a surprise

4a.) Now name 5 things you’d really like to get as gifts that your friends can actually afford… *g*
- giftcard
- a surprise
- some cash
- a surprise
- anything for my kidlets

5.) What’s your dream job?
well, right now i am a sahm, which is awesome, but someday i’d like to run a shop for dh

6.) What are your pet peeves in the Kitchen?
anyone who puts anything back with just enough to say it wasn’t empty

6a.) …In the Bathroom?
people who leave it a mess (me included some days)

6b.) …In the Living room?
none really

6c.) …In the Bedroom?
it being a perma-mess *grumble* i *know* i have carpet!

6d.) …On dates?
The ‘I’ll call you’ thing. ditto

6e.) …While hanging out with friends?
none, most of my friends i hang out with a cool like that

7.) What’s your favorite thing to do to relax?
i don’t know how to relax, ask fishie

8.) Do you recycle?
yep

9.) What are your top 5 strangest quirks/mannerisms?
- my pronounciation of some words
- needing to do something all the time (hence the not knowing how to relax thing)
- not throwing anything away until it overflows and i have to
- not deleting emails (other than spam)
- poking my fingers through my stretches

9a.) Now, what would your friends say are your top 5 strangest quirks/mannerisms?
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?
- ?

10.) What are the top 5 things you collect?
- ink
- buddah’s
- pens
- craft stuff
- tchatchkes

11.) Of all your exes, what’s the #1 thing that you think they had in common that attracted you?

who knows

12.) What’s on your nightstand (next to your side of the bed) right now?
i don’t have a nightstand

13.) What are your top 5 worst habits that really annoy other people?
- zoning out
- looking past people, even when i am talking to them in deep conversation
- ?
- ?
- ?

14.) What’s your viewpoint on kids?
i have two of them

15.) Tell us about your best date ever:
?

16.) Tell us about your worst date ever:
?

17.) Now tell us what your dream date would entail:
? depends on who i am with and when. right now it would entail alone time with dh

18.) Your sig. other decides to take you on a vacation – where do you want to go, and do while you’re there?
i want to go back to israel for extended vacation and live on a kibbutz

19.) What would be your ideal pet? (or do you already have pets, if so, tell us about them.)
i have 3 rats, cosmo, pingR and bubba. i want a couple of ferret or an english mastif

20.) What’s your astrological sign?
scorpio

21.) What’s your Chinese Zodiac sign? (the ones they put on the placemats in cheap chinese restaurants)
i don’t remember

22.) What are your worst habits in the Kitchen?
not cleaning as soon as i am done cooking, b/c then it sits for a couple of days

22a.) …In the Bathroom?
I just hate cleaning the bathroom, so it never gets done. ditto

22b.) …In the Living room?
candles as far as the eye can see. *smirks* ditto, and buddah’s and other stuff like that

22c.) …In the Bedroom?
turning it into an office

22d.) …On dates?
?

22e.) …While hanging out with friends?
?

23.) If you could live in any part of the world, where would you live, and why?
dc, but only if i didn’t get sick all the damn time, and because
most of my friends are there. or jacksonville/orlando, because, again, most of my friends are there lol

24.) Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
i hope in our own house, somewhere north of here, and financially on our own damned feet

25.) If you could ask anyone, any one question, who would it be and what would you ask them?
i would ask the gods why they hate me so

26.) Desert Island Top 5 Books:
- the entire necroscope series
- the entire anita series
- a how to survival book (practical, no?)
- i don’t know what else… but that is way more than 5 anyway
-

Top 5 CD?s:
- OpIvy
- any mix cd dh made
-
-
-

Top 5 Websites:
- www.livejournal.com
- www.wanderingtribes.com
- www.bravenet.com
- www.ezboard.com
- www.yahoogroups.com

Top 5 TV Programs:
- Buffy
- Charmed
- Stargate
- anything on playhouse disney
- anything on history channel

Top 5 Movies:
- nightmare before christmas
- fight club
- death to smoochy
- heathers
- o brother where art thou

27.) When you were a kid, what did you think you would grow up and look like?
*shrugs*

28.) When you were a teenager, what kind of things attracted you?
anything punk, skin or ska

29.) Looking back, do you see anything from then that you still get attracted to? If so, what characteristics are they?
see above

Okay kids, here comes the really ?adult? section

30.) Most romantic fantasy?
i have no clue, dh is/creates a living fantasy

31.) Most kinky fantasy?
see above

32.) Name your top five recommended books on sex:
um, i don’t think we have any

33.) Top five fetishes:
- tattoos
- piercings
- bd/sm
- shoes
- dh

34.) Worst sexual experience:
*shrugs*

35.) Best sexual experience:
anything with dh

36.) Strangest place you?ve ever had sex:
on the side of the road on the way back from w va on the hood of my car

37.) Purity Score the last time you took it? (see http://fuck-you.org/pt2k/ for the test if you haven?t already taken one)
i don’t remember exactly, but i was pretty damn corrupt

38.) Top five CD?s to have sex to
- who cares?

39.) Foods you like to use during sex?
none, really

40.) Favorite sex toy?
dh, anything in addition is icing on the cake

41.) LADIES: Describe the sexiest thing a man could wear that would get you hot:
um….. i don’t know

42.) MEN: Describe the sexiest thing a woman could wear that would get you hot:
don’t know this either, but close would be thigh high fishnets and boots

43.) Top five sexual pet peeves:
- No foreplay
- Bad kissing
- Breath Issues
- falling asleep
- whenever I want to and he doesn’t

ditto times 5

44.) Top five potentially annoying sexual quirks that you have:
- way adventurous
- once i am ready, i can keep going for a good bit
- way adventurous
- poly-situations are a good thing
- sometimes i just don’t want to participate but still want to play

45.) What?s your favorite kind of p0rn?
eh, you’ve seen one dangly bit you’ve seen them all ditto, but i do enjoy a good flick now and again

46.) Best pick-up line you?ve ever heard?
*shrugs*

47.) Most successful pick-up line you?ve ever used?
wanna come home and fuck?

48.) Best way someone?s ever seduced you?
lots of attention, i am an attention WHORE

49.) Worst attempt someone?s ever made at seducing you?
*shrugs*

50.) Now, tell us something completely embarrassing about yourself.
*shrugs* i am pretty open, so not much is embarrassing. i once couldn’t get my friends toilet
to flush, that just kinda bugged me tho, not a full on embarrass thing