ok, see, for those of you at work…

i cut it so you have the *option* to go look at it… not that it’s all that bad, but you know, if your boss or someone is behind you, it might be.


i am

what sexual performer are you?


you like sex. in a way you think there’s more to it than merely breeding and propagating, you add romance to it. you like to have relationships, no matter how they end. you lead quite a life beyond drinking latte and hating your work. you have fun with friends, read and watch films quite a lot. you have no intention of being single for life and you find careers out of an endless string of deadend jobs.

you like to give and receive pleasure and you do it quite well. you are quite intimate with partners. sex is always satisfying.

oral sex? you definitely know how to give one.

sexual positions? you acquired some from here and there.

did you know…

bear in the big blue house has a big ol’ butt?

sorry. michael has been trying to figure out how they control him for months now. and he thinks he did, and he just said he hopes there is a cooling unit, and said it’d have to be in the belly or the butt. so the butt won lol

spell check says…

fozzie is really floozy…….. go figure.

johnny pompalope

cuz when you walk around with a teapot on your head, people tend to leave you alone.