I stretched my helix this morning. I am complaining here b/c DH will just tell me it’s my own fault. I will just tell me that too.
My plug kept falling out, so I thought, hm, maybe the 2 will drop right in? Yah, prolly needed like a 3. So then I remember I saw some tapers in one of our jewelry boxes and thought one looked about a 2. So I checked. BINGO!
So I try to shove it in. Shove is a strong word. I gently pushed to see if it would drop in on it’s own, as the plug did not. No go.
I go in the bathroom, ask for some lube that isn’t the provon soap and DH hands me… lube. Astroglide to the rescue! So I lube up my ear. I line up the taper. In she goes! There she stops.
But it’s sooo close!
So I push. and push and push and push.
It never burned. It didn’t feel like a rip. It never bled. But it hurt. It was *right there*
I let go of the taper for a minute to get myself ready to just shove it in. Get a bigger hammer, right?
It falls out. Too much lube maybe?
I have a genius idea of trying to slide the eyelet in because, well, my ear fucking hurts by now. It slides right in. Yay!
Have I mentioned my ear hurts?
I have a non-swollen-but-slightly-painful-to-the-touch-can’t-sleep-on-it right ear. But it matches my left ear
Yes, it’s my own damn fault. I did not damage the ear, it’s not torn or ripped or bleeding. I didn’t damage that cartilage b/c it was already gone. It just didn’t want to be stretched that last 1/32 of an inch. Stupid ear. That’ll show it who’s boss.









