So because of a post a friend made, I wound up on this page

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltimorese

http://www.baltimorehon.com/

and I realized a) some people from Baltimore sound like fucking rednecks. Ew. and b) I myself am guilty of the following:

* Aig…the kind with a yolk   (egg)
* Arn… What you do on an arnin board (iron)
* Arsh…People from Arlin (Irish – not often does something like this sneak out, but it does)
* Aspern…”Take 2 and call me in the morning” (asperin – I totally said it out loud and yes, it’s aspern)
* Balamer…our home town (Baltimore – I have overcome this and pronounce each and every letter now)
* Beeno…A famous railroad (B&O)
* Downey Ayshin…Where everyone goes in the summer (Downey Oshun lol   Down the ocean!)
* Duddney…doesn’t he
* Dundock…people who work down a point live here
* Floorida…Land of sun and retarment.(submitted by Rich Scheper) (The longer I have lived here, the more often it comes out Flah-ri-duh)
* Har and Far…What the boss does (hire and fire)
* Harble…horrible
* Hex…another department store
* Hon…The Universal Name…Like Sir, Ms…interchangeable with any name
* Merlin…The Free State
* Meer…what you look at in the morning
* oh-REE-oles…State Bird AND the baseball team
* Oll(rhymes with “doll”)…what you walk down when you get married
* Pockeybook…pocketbook  (I totally called it a pockey-book when I was a kid!)
* Po-leese…a single police officer
* Praps…perhaps
* Proly…probably
* Quarr…sings in a church  (I bet you are seeing a trend with certain types of words – anything with “ire” in it is more like “ahr”)
* Right Smart…A good amount, as in ‘I get right smart abuse for publishing this’
* Right Tasty…Delicious.(submitted by Keli Healy)
* Sarn…siren
* Slong..another way to say goodbye
* Sore…drainage area under streets
* Tal…towel, as in hanme a tal, hon.
* Tarred…sleepy
* Torst…tourist
* Tawlit…what you set on in the baffroom
* Vollince..what we see too much of in the movies
* Wayment…wait a minute
* Wald…the opposite of tame    * Wooja…Would you (Wooja lookit the wooder innat zink?)(submitted by Rob Novak)
* Woter(Wooter): H2O. What you drink out of the woter fountain(submitted by Tim Strickland)
And yah, after living in SoFl for ten years (more now, really) I am still pegged as a Baltimore gal by anyone who knows the accent.