7/3:
Jennifer Johnpoll bacon & eggs & coffee for breakfast (yah, we’re healthy around here – this is an unusual breakki) that I didn’t have to make. Mr Mans birthday is tomorrow, I did not get a gift 
I must scour the internet to find one.
Jennifer Johnpoll plum jam – http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/Fresh-Fruit-Tart-with-Plum-Jam-234960
Jennifer Johnpoll omg fresh plum jam = divinity
Jennifer Johnpoll thought she was to the bottom of the laundry mountain, but the bathroom had two baskets (or four loads) worth of towels and misc. items. I really thought there was two loads, max, in there.
Jennifer Johnpoll ‘s Mac is dying a slow and painful death. Too bad there are 977654309582 + 1 other things in line to buy before I get a new one.
7/4
Jennifer Johnpoll just bought her husbands birthday present. Too bad his birthday is today. It will show up sometime next week. He’ll be super surprised though!!
Jennifer Johnpoll had a bizarre dream last night that her hair was falling out in patches and turning to what looked like dirt before her eyes, and Dolly Parton was showing me bras in her dance studio (?), and was telling me which ones were best. Weird.
Jennifer Johnpoll at 12:21pm July 4
Did I mention Dolly was looking as rough as me? It was like some weird rotting zombie flick.
7/5
Jennifer Johnpoll has cleaned up after the nasty dog, who’s ass apparently had to leak all over my freaking downstairs (at least it wasn’t the stair carpet? What did he eat last night???), done laundry, made breakfast, and it’s barely after 10. Add in the fact I wasn’t dressed till ten after nine and I’ve been productive!
Jennifer Johnpoll left to do today: clear counters, create something, dishes, put laundry away, clean out car, change all bedclothes, clear off desk & tidy out front. I have already done a thousand other things, I just want to sit and hang out with the kids. I need a live in, full time maid. One who can organize things too.
Jennifer Johnpoll laughing – kids are obsessive over calorie & fat content – even funnier b/c I rarely point it out, or even look at it, on packaging.
Jennifer Johnpoll Would you pay 3.50$ (shipping inc.) for one card/envelope? Would you pay 15$ for five of them (or 3$ ea.)? How about 25$ for a set of ten (or 2.50$ ea.)?
